Kits

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Fallowkit and Driftkit
Okay, before we get on with the story, let's put kits into another perspective. Annoying two year olds that can talk, and are mischievous. With that perspective, we can relate to our story:

Fallowkit and Driftkit were playing in the nursery. Their mother had told them not to leave the den. Driftkit, being he mischievous kit portrayed above, wasn't very good at following rules. So, bored of his electric helicopter and Mouse Bile Cube, he decided to take a... "walk".

Driftkit shoved Fallowkit into his mouse bile cube and padded outside. It was the first time he had been in the outside world, so of course, he was amazed, surprised, excited and stupendously blunt.

So, Driftkit started to pad around camp. It was early in the morning, so no other cats were out.

He realized that he made his first mistake when he heard a hoot. To emphasize that, he saw talons rushing down at him. Driftkit looked up at the owl, but thought it was simply a gigantic, white, taloned leaf. So he took off on his "walk." Well the owl was an attention freak, so he dive-bombed the poor kit. Driftkit was take up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up... until he could see saturn. Then the owl's claw infection piped in. Driftkit dropped from about eight miles. He was in space, so the zero gravity didn't help him drop fast. He kind of floated towards the earth at two miles per hour, screaming his head off like he was going fifty thousand miles per hour. Well, the zero gravity rule saved his life, for when he did float down, he was on the peak of Mount Everest, not leaving him that great of fall from the atmostphere to the mountain. So, he walked a few million miles and wandered into camp, where some crucially unhappy cats met up with him.

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